Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Nakakatawa, please read..

I just finished reading some of my favorite articles at philstar.com. Happy na ako. But I would feel happier if I could share what I discovered just now...

Courtesy of the PENMAN--Mr. Butch Dalisay (Salamat po.)
The Philippine STAR 10/03/2006


1.) Contemplate - Kulang ang mga pinggan
2) Punctuation - Pera para maka-enrol
3) Ice Buko - Nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok
4) Tenacious - Sapatos na pang tennis
5) Calculator - Tawagan kita mamaya
6) Devastation - Sakayan ng bus
7) Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas
8) Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
9) Tissue - Ikaw nga!
10) Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa
11) Dedicate - Pinatay ang pusa
12) Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
13) Deduct - Ang pato
14) Defeat - Ang paa (ng pato)
15) Detail - Ang buntot (ng pato)
16) Deposit - Ang gripo (Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)
17) City - Bago mag-utso; a number to follow six
18) Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
19) Persuading - Unang Kasal
20) Depress - Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING
22) Defense - Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata sa PERSUADING
23) It Depends - Kainin mo ang bakod
24) Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (11)
25) Delusion - Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit, eh DELUSION)
26) Delivery - Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch, eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian
27) Profit - Patunayan mo
28) Balance Sheet - What comes out after eating a balanced diet
29) Backlog - Bacon saka egg
30) Beehive - Magpakatino ka
31) CD-ROM - Tingnan mo ang kwarto
32) Debug - Ang ipis
33) Defrag - Ang palaka
34) Defense - Ang bakod
35) Defer - Ang balahibo
36) Deflate - Ang plato
37) Detest - Ang eksamin
38) Devalue — ’Yon ang susunod sa letrang V
39) Devote - Ang boto
40) Dilemma - Brownout, a!
41) Effort — ’Dun nagla-land ang efflane
42) Forums - Apat na kwarto
43) July - Nagsinungaling ka ba?
44) Liturgy - What comes after litur F
45) Thesis - Ito ay...

Hats off to someone who was able to compile these ideas. You're great!

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4 Comments:

At 5:20 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

very funny! thanks for sharing.

 
At 2:31 PM , Blogger My Sanctuary said...

Very amusing, indeed. Rach, thanks. Yung friend ko ngang Filipina dito tuwang-tuwa din sa mga "words" when I shared this one to her.

 
At 2:38 AM , Anonymous thess said...

very funny! perfect timing, cos i really need to laugh..tnx for sharing.

 
At 6:56 PM , Blogger Venusian said...

Hello Thess,

Thanks for this comment. How's your sis now? Sana she's recovering now. We are praying for her speedy recovery.

 

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